We are currently in that period of formula one in the year where basically nothing is happening.

The journalists have finished reviewing the season and voting on the best and worst aspects. But the testing of next years cars hasn’t started yet so they can’t talk about next year yet.

It’s a tough one to deal with for them all and they’ve basically gone for one of three options. 1) The proper write ups of non-story rumours that they wouldn’t print in the rest of the year 2) In depth interviews with random back markers who are the only people who are still looking for a job 3) articles about sponsors which really aren’t that thrilling.

Well the way I see it we can do better than this lot. So I hereby lay down the gauntlet. All the replies to this article should be in the vein of one of those types of article, should be funny (or at least an attempt at funny) and completely untrue. Good luck.