As commercial rights holder of the SofaF1 Championship via my holding company SofaF One Management (SOM) I must say that while the recent, so called, controversy might seem damaging to the sport on the surface, it has actually meant more people are tuning in week after week to see Nick and Bearded Stew battling it out at the top of the table. I’m sure you appreciate how much it saddens me when people talk of exclusions without thinking what it would do to viewing figures from Spain. By the look of the ip addresses of people voting for Alonso in the poll that’s half our audience.

At any rate I have recieved a dossier from the Bearded Stew team titled “Raw Data” and while the incorrectly configured lookup which caused this whole mess saddens me I think we can all just move on.

I for one have got to get on with attempting to cancel the British Round of the SofaF1 championship. I’m thinking of complaining about the out of date google map entered while conveniently ignoring the fact that there hasn’t even been one for the last few races and I didn’t bat an eyelid.