I found this on another blog, a very funny alternative view of 2007. A short sample click through for the rest.
Pre-season testing continues in Spain. Toyota are one team encouraged by their winter progress and state that they will be looking for wins this season and the title the next. David Coulthard starts to press Red Bull for a decision on his 2008 race contract. Meanwhile, over in the United States, Juan Pablo Montoya surprises everybody by leaving NASCAR for a return to Champcars after an injury sustained playing snooker causes friction with his team.